Let me warn you that this post will be pretty personal, but I am plum FRUSTRATED. See with both Gabriel and Isabella it was literally Wham, Bam, Thank you Ma’am then oops I’m pregnant. Granted that was 10 then 6 years ago, but still. If I had unprotected sex I was pregnant. I was pregnant just thinking about unprotected sex.
Flash forward to this month. 2 Baby showers within a week. Everyone I know online is preggo. My baby lost her first tooth and I’m 29 years old. That means next Feb. I will be THIRTY. I’m freaking out and have baby fever. So I tell Big Daddy and of course he’s all for it. He’s been trying to talk me into being barefoot and pregnant for years. So I figure it will be like before. Just to make sure I have extram amount of adult fun. Sometimes 2-3 a day adult fun, (TMI I know) BUT I”M NOT PREGNANT YET. So I go to google and look up that dreaded word: Ovulation. Yeah I skipped that class and with having 2 kids pretty simple never did the whole ovulation homework. Do you realize how complicated that stuff is? I have found endless charts, diagrams, and numerous “experts” telling me where, when, and how to have sex. Just take a look at some of these charts:
Did you understand any of that? Plus it’s not to sexy to say “Hey baby my basal temperture is perfect and an egg dropped so come get me lov-ah”
Then I happen to tell dear old mom about our plans and she proceeds to give me 101 reasons on why I should NOT have a baby. Yeah I know some of them are health related, but Brian and I have decided it’s what’s best for our family. So why oh why can’t my body and my family get behind that. Anywho I just had to get that frustration out. So got any fail safe and FUN tips on how to get pregnant because evidentally I need them.