If a Zombie Apocalypse Happens While I’m at BlogHer My family will be fully prepared. I had thought long and hard about my upcoming trip and with the signs of the Zombie Apocalypse coming more and more frequently my worst fear would be that Zombies would come while I wasn’t hear to protect them.
#1 I ordered The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks and made my husband read it after I was done. To illustrate what would happen if he did NOT follow the rules I then bought World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War. He still wasn’t convinced so then I went to where everyone gets their information these days. Twitter and Google. Just follow the hashtag #ZombieApocalypseSEE I’m not crazy. Then it was time to inform the kids.
That conversation kinda went like this ME: “Kids while Moms gone to San Diego for BlogHer a Zombie Apocalypse might happen.” Gabriel: “Yeah, Mom I’m sure.” Isabella: “A What?! Zombie what?! What does that mean?” ME: “Brian tell the kids I’m telling them the truth.” Brian: (while he’s watching tv) “Kids your mom thinks shes right.” Both Kids: “Ohhhhhh. Yes Ma’am.”
#2 The kids watched Zombieland under adult supervision and before all you people start bashing me for letting them watch it in this case it was INFORMATIVE. Like watching lions eat deer or a mom having birth get it. That’s when we started learning the rules. (If you don’t know the rules by now your a lost cause) Just so all you out there can’t blame me when you start to crave brains and flesh here is a crash course video:
#3 Everyone must learn the Zombie Walk. Luckily we still had Gabriel’s Zombie costume so he was voted one that had to go to get groceries during the Zombie Apocalypse. He practiced dragging one leg around and we threw fake blood at him. He got pretty good. So now I can head out to sunny San Diego with one less worry. Brian and the kiddos will be prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse.