With Disney’s “The Muppets” coming out in theaters soon, Statler and Waldorf offer unsolicited advice and a whole lot of laughs about what to watch for at the theater.
STATLER: When going to see a movie starring the Muppets, always get a good seat…
WALDORF: …one that doesn’t face the screen!
WALDORF: If you arrive late for your movie, stick around…
STATLER: …they’ll be releasing a sequel soon!
STATLER: Never get a bucket of popcorn that’s larger than your car.
WALDORF: Don’t talk on your cell phone during the movie….
STATLER: …it might wake us up!
WALDORF: If you have to explain everything in the movie to the person you’re sitting next to…
STATLER: …welcome to my world.
WALDORF: Sometimes the movie is not out of focus—you are.
STATLER: Don’t talk back to the movie…
WALDORF: …that’s our job!
WALDORF: If you don’t have anything nice to say about a movie…
STATLER: …sit next to us!
STATLER: Spoiler Alert—The Muppets are in Disney’s “The Muppets.”
WALDORF: Don’t say you haven’t been warned.
To see Statler and Waldorf in the balcony (where they belong), check out http://disney.go.com/muppets/portfolio/homepage.html.
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