Ok I have to admit something. I’m a pretty good TVMD. I mean if these patients on tv had me as their Dr. I would get the diagnosis (medical word) right at least 85% of the time. See I’ve been watching medical tv shows for over 20 years now. That’s longer than some Doctors go to school. Way back when I was watching ER. I would talk to the TV and yell “HE needs a trach (medical word)!” or “he’s in defib(medical word) everybody clear!”. To now a days shows like Grey’s Anatomy, Private Practice and even House. I’m pretty sure I could tube (medical word) someone. I think I could give a cardiac massage (medical word) to the heart during surgery. I can def. give you a differential diagnosis(medical word) and tell you what it’s not. It’s never Lupus(medical word). Well except 1 episode. So how about it? Wanna pay me to diagnose you? Better yet, can you diagnose yourself as good as me?