So I’ve been trying to come up with some creative blog posts in between all the OTHER posts. You know the fabulous travel posts, the reviews & entertainment, all things Disney, and my life as a mom. I always come across these lists… Top 5 Best Places you’ll EVER See. Top 15 Best Movie Lines. You get the picture. Soooooo I decided to come up with a list of Top 16 things I’ll NEVER Do Again.
16. Zipline Roller Coaster
Now don’t get me wrong…I think EVERYONE should do this once….ONCE mind you. Once is enough. Ziplining. Sure I’ll do it. Rollercoasters….on a good day. Zipline Rollercoaster HOLY MOLY. Never again, BUT you can read all about the first time I did it and how much fun it was HERE.
15. Eat Oysters
Aphrodisiac my ASS. THIS IS SNOT. Weird, sea, phlegm that people eat to look cool. Just looking at it makes me wanna throw up in my mouth.
14. Watch Calliou
This one you may not understand unless you are a parent. EVERY kids has a show that they absolutely ADORE and their parents HATE. I watched this enough times to almost go without cable for the rest of my life. He is an annoying little BRAT. This youtube video sums up everything I think about him.
13. Drink Bourbon
Let’s just chalk this one up to being a cheap teenager….blech!
12. Snort a Pixie Stick
ok this is all because I lost a bet in 4th grade. Even my kids aren’t allowed to have them.
11. Send an Embarrassing Note
I KNEW this marriage thing had extra perks!
10. Wear Heels When Meeting Someone Important
Been There Done That. NOT doing it again. Be fashionable and possibly making a fool of myself? I’ll go with wearing shoes that I won’t fall in.
9. Wear Spandex Again
I will not burn your retinas out with a picture of this. Needless to say, this should be on everybody’s list.
I can’t sing and I’m southern….ok we all know this one is a lie. I’ll do it the next time I’m drunk and a microphone appears.
7.Ride a Mechanical Bull
Remember how that turned out? It was a whole case of what I REALLY looked Like Vs. What I looked Like In My Head.
6. Think I Can “Run In & Grab A Few Things” at Target When I’m Sick
Let’s just say I couldn’t go back in there for 3 months…and I had to call my husband for extra pants. I should have watched this video BEFORE hand. (SKIP the video if you get grossed out easily lol)
5. NEVER EVER EVER Click on Anything that says “Designer Vaginas” again
Ok…if your just DYING to know check out Designer Vaginas”: A Brief Timeline of Labiaplasty (TOTALLY NSFW or even LIFE for that matter)
Yeah, to those that think camping is “fun”….it’s not. I’ll go on a “walk” through nature, but I better be able to take a shower and be in a bed or at least a sofa bed at night!
3. NOT do Something Because of What Someone Thinks
This one is kinda serious. BEFORE I was a blogger I was in a state where I became an introvert and was so worried about being overweight, etc that I didn’t let loose and be silly. Now I do things just because. 9 times out of 10 it’s worth it.
2. Go Longer than A Week Without Internet
I mean come on folks. It’s 2014. In my house alone on right now is the iMac, the iPad, 3 iPhones, a Kindle, and xbox, and an android phone.
AND #1…..BE THAT PERSON WHO GETS KILLED IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
That’s right folks….in the end my family and I are just like Charlie Sheen #WINNERS I’ve seen every Zombie movie, read a ton of Zombie Books, Practiced a Zombie drill, Have Zombie Costumes for when we need to go out, and have played Zombie First Person Shooter games. THIS CHICK will survive! So load up and come to the hills of TN, but bring supplies.
Now THAT was pretty entertaining. What is something you will NEVER do again??